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Your Offer

Here's everything you get.

Mac Mini M4 + keyboard + mouse + monitor $1,200
OpenClaw Pro license + configuration $3,000
1-on-1 workflow design with Andrew $2,500
Email/calendar/Slack integration (5 accounts) $1,500
Live onboarding + training $1,000
Morning briefing automation $1,500
Commitment tracking system $2,000
Content generation workflows $1,500
Total Value $14,200
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$9,999
One-time. Everything included.
30-Day Guarantee

If your AI isn't saving you 10+ hours in the first 30 days, get $9,000 back. You keep the hardware and the setup.

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Optional: $499/mo support (first 30 days free)

March 2026: 3 of 5 spots remaining

Questions? Email andrew@desktheory.com

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